Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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