you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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