She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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