It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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