Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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