yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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