Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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