dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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