its not stalking. its research.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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