you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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