Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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