how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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