you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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