after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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