He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
