She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
