you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
