check it out our google latitudes are spooning
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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