Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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