She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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