Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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