i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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