Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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