if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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