Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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