she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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