OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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