four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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