I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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