he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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