i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
