butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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