So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
