belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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