Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
and she was petting her beer can
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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