Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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