I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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