u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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