Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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