dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
