i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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