"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
they're like a gay fantastic four
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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