He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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