After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
