i would punch a child for taco bell
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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