I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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