when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
