it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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