when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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