how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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