okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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